....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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