No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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