ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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