Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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