What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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