ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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