just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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