clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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