He asked to "fluff my boner.."
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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