Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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