Don't you send me to vm
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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