You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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