i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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