3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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