and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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