Church boner. Awkwardddd
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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