I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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