I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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