i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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