i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex