why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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