Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
