you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
