i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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