idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
my liver is dry heaving