He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I'm too high and old for this...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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