oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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