Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
