Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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