Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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