you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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