i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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