I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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