Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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