How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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