That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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