the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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