you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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