my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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