I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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