How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I forgot how hot balto sounded
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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