well I can't set my house on fire every night
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just want nice things and good sex
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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