Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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