Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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