Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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