He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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