is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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