No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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