Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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