You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Just invented taco cereal.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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