wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
