He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Randomize
