Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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