Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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