I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I think my vagina is haunted
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Randomize