Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
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Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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