Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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